Palm Sunday
It was Palm Sunday and because of a sore throat, five-yhear-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for. His mother said, “People held them over Jesus’ head as he rode by on the donkey.
Wouldn’t you know it,” the boy fumed. “The one Sunday I don’t go, he shows up - and with a donkey too!”

Easter

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out a plastic egg. He pointed to the egg and asked the children, “What’s in here?”
“I know!”
a little boy exclaimed. “Pantyhose!!”